In "Goops and How to Be Them," Frank Gelett Burgess presents a humorous and insightful look at human behavior through a series of comical poems and illustrations of misbehaving children, or "Goops." Each poem describes a different example of bad manners or poor behavior, and Burgess offers humorous advice on how to avoid becoming a "Goop."

The book is a playful yet thought-provoking exploration of social norms and etiquette, as well as a gentle reminder of the importance of good manners. Burgess's witty rhymes and clever illustrations make the book an enjoyable read for both children and adults, and it serves as a valuable tool for teaching young readers about the importance of courtesy and respect.

Overall, "Goops and How to Be Them" is a delightful and engaging book that entertains while also imparting important lessons about manners and behavior. Burgess's whimsical approach to the topic makes for a fun and memorable read that is sure to spark interesting discussions about etiquette and social interactions.

Book Description:
Let me introduce a Race
Void of Beauty and of Grace,
Extraordinary Creatures
With a Paucity of Features.
Though their Forms are fashioned ill,
They have Manners stranger still;
For in Rudeness they're Precocious,
They're Atrocious, they're Ferocious!
Yet you'll learn, if you are Bright,
Politeness from the Impolite.
When you've finished with the Book,
At your Conduct take a Look;
Ask yourself, upon the Spot,
Are you Goop, or are you Not?
For, although it's Fun to See them
It is Terrible to Be them! - Summary by Gelett Burgess